Stop the presses – Justin Bieber has a new haircut.
It’s the biggest news since, well, ever.
The Stratford native has given up his shaggy locks for a cleaner, less helmet-like ‘do, which he showed off at the Golden Globes awards show last night.
Journalists worldwide can now go home and twiddle their thumbs because no news can top this biggie.
Thanks, kid.
And salons, you are forewarned. Expect packed work schedules for at least the next month as hoards of boys demand the new cut to impress their schoolyard crushes.
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